Tuesday, August 2, 2011

(mis)parenting 101

rule # 63: allow your child that first sip of soda. it only takes one. so that every time you crack one open to enjoy the bubbly, fizzy wonder, your children will swarm at your feet - bouncing, begging, pleading - until you can no longer enjoy yourself. and in desperation you give in, defeated and guilty.



Amber said...

After every sip, Kirkley will smack her lips and say, "Ahhhhh!"

j said...

Cute...but you're making me thirsty for a little bubbly myself now!

(the defeat and guilt would be much worse if this were a Miller lite...and I think a call to CPS would do you in! Occasional sip of Diet Coke...not too bad! :)